I have just discovered how evil and stupid I am in a matter of seconds.

While dancing around the kitchen (so what if it's 1am?!) waiting for the kettle to boil I notice, after about five minutes and wondering why it has boiled yet, that I failed to plug it in. Point that I'm an idoit.

Next I open the draw to get a teaspoon out and find a rather large spider sitting in there. My thoughts are- 'Oh a spider. Stupid spider get off the spoons!'
I get a spoon and leave the spider in the draw all the while thinking 'Finding him in there will teach Mum to unplug the kettle'. I am evil.

Actually I don't know if that makes me evil of jusy petty.

On another note, a few nights ago (when I couldn't sleep) I got the bright idea to draw faces on all the eggs in the fridge. Mum was a little shocked to find them in the morning.

I think this just proves I'm an idoit that is easily bored and easily amused.

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